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Mario Skater Gets Owned

Those sound effects are priceless

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Fat kid gets owned by fake police

Nice formation!

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Beyonce Falls Off Stage On Her Face

At the end of the show she asked that the video not get put on Youtube

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Taking a digger for the team

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Don’t park in front of fire hydrants

fireman hose hydrant

For obvious reasons

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Kiai Master and his $5,000 MMA challenge

o-w-n-e-d

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Michael Moore on CNN

Filmmaker Michael Moore went off on CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer during an interview Monday to promote his latest documentary ‘Sicko’.

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$100,000 iPhone lady gets owned

Serious lack of intelligence in this lady

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Owned by a garbage can

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Andre Agassi whacks Steffi Graf

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Judge jails his court stenographer for not completing transcript on time

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - A court stenographer was sent to jail when she didn’t finish a trial transcript needed for the appeal of a convicted rapist.

Ann Margaret Smith was jailed Friday for contempt of court. Circuit Judge Charles Greene noted that Smith failed for months to finish the transcript and missed a final deadline in February. She also failed to produce the transcript at her contempt hearing.

But Smith was released from jail Sunday night and placed under house arrest until she finishes the final 400 pages of the 1,500-page transcript.

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Karate chop that pimp

Whack!

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Soccer fan punishes child’s foul with karate

BERLIN - A 42-year-old German man was so enraged by a foul during a boys’ soccer match that he invaded the pitch and felled the 8-year-old culprit with a karate kick, then jumped on him, police said on Wednesday.

“It seems likely the man was related to the player who was fouled, but it’s not entirely clear at this point,” said a spokesman for police in the southwestern town of Hassloch.

Other spectators, mostly parents of the children playing in the indoor match, piled in behind the angry spectator to restrain him and prevent any serious injuries to the boy.

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Pensioner sues over sex marathon

A retired Polish teacher is suing the organisers of a world record sex session after they forgot to pixelate his face.

Leszek Szwerowski, 61, was spotted standing in line to take part in the contest organised as part of the World Sex Championships in 2003.

The contest involved three young women having sex with as many men as they could over the course of several hours.

But Szwerowski, from Warsaw, said the company behind the event, Pink-Press, reneged on promises to keep his identity secret and hide his face on film.

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Bears fan loses bet and changes name

DECATUR, Ill. - Scott Wiese, a die-hard Chicago Bears fan, will legally change his name to that of Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning after signing a pledge in front of a crowd at a Decatur bar last Friday night. He vowed to adopt Manning’s name if the Bears lost Sunday’s Super Bowl.

The final score was Colts 29, Bears 17.

So on Tuesday, Wiese went to the Macon County Courts Facility and started the process of changing his name.

“I made the bet, and now I’ve got to keep it,” said the 26-year-old, who lives in Forsyth, just north of Decatur.

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Slam dunk errr

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Tattooist sued over penis prank

An Argentinean football fan is suing a tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of his favourite team’s badge.

The teenager, who cannot be named, asked to have the Boca Juniors logo on his back.

But the tattoo artist was a supporter of rival team River Plate and decided to have some fun at his young customer’s expense.

The victim told Terra Argentina: “I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn’t have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents.”

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Roof vs Kid vs Concrete

Concrete wins again

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Long arm of the law spanks bare-bottom burglar with 3- to 5-year sentence

OMAHA, Neb. - Two things made Christopher Willever’s drunken burglary of a Tobacco Hut even worse as he crawled across the store floor — a lousy belt and his camera-loving backside.

Omaha’s bare-bottom bandit was sentenced to three to five years in prison Friday for his March crime that earned him the fitting distinction.

“You were an ass in every true sense of the word in this crime,” Douglas County District Judge Thomas Otepka told the 22-year-old Willever.

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She’s one huge…

Shes one huge... owned

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