A man walks down the street and, as he passes a bar, hears beautiful music coming from within. He walks inside and is dumbfounded to see a 14 inch tall piano player showing off his incredible piano playing skills. He approaches the bartender and asks him where he found such an amazing musician.

“A genie is out back by the garbage cans. She’ll grant you one wish!” said the bartender.

So, the man walks out back and, sure enough, there is a lamp beside the trash cans. He rubs it and out pops the genie. “I vill grant you von vish,” said the genie. “I wish for a Million bucks,” said the man. “Your vish is my command.” And POOF, a Million ducks appeared. The man is furious and asks the genie why he got a million ducks instead of a million dollars. She replies that she is hard of hearing.

So the furious man re-enters the bar. He approaches the bartender and asks if he, in fact, got the wish he asked for. The bartender replied “Do you really think I asked for a 1