Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he’s always stuffed!

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

We had grandma for Christmas dinner?

Really, we had turkey!

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itus!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!