Why its great to be a guy…

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Same work… more pay.
Wrinkles add character
You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
All your orgasms are real.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
One mood, all the time.